burgrs:

im rly good at developing 15 minute crushes on ppl 

sad-pixie:

i just dont think i should think anymore

darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

wurnbo:

why cant we bring beds to school

hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

niall-wh0rean:

so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool. I beg to differ.

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened